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theonsetofgay:

ayellowbirds:

wolf gently howling, rain pouring, thunder crashing. This is so dang soothing….

This is entirely my aesthetic

mechalesbian:

there are two types of pet owners:

1. my baby!!! my fucking cinammon apple!!!!!!!

2. naughty boy. ugly. stinky bastard man.

trans-mouse:

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

This Quiz Will Accurately Reveal The Creepiest Thing About You

sassy-potato-yall:

darlingxtom:

iwrtbksnttrgds:

sindianstar:

silverskye13:

z-artblog:

fernlom:

the90sfreshestdude:

capregalia:

antopazas:

psych2go:

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Originally posted by creepysilencebaby

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Reblog this if you think it’s accurate and we will reblog your post!

Surprisingly accurate…

“emotionally volatile nightmare” accurate

“shockingly violent” yeah

Emotional volatile nightmare

Emotionally Volatile Nightmare

Emotionally Volatile Nightmare

Well I couldda told you that without even needing the quiz.

“ Your Possessiveness Is Really Uncomfortable “

…. Yep

Two faced liar. That’s me. Lmfao

Scary accurate. Wow.

Shockingly violent. Pretty accurate tho

aishwaryaraii:

I don’t know what makes this scene so funny, Esteban’s imitation of Moseby; or the facial expressions of Moseby.

candiikismet:

bishopmyles313:

mountainshigh-valleylow:

babyfacerae:

gaspack:

betterthankanyebitch:

how can you not love kids lmao

LMAOOO

Girl….. lmfaoooo

💀💀💀💀💀

Lmfaooooo yo she said, “WEEE!” Real quick lmfao yo I’m deadddd

Omg I would have screamed

scarletswalking:

refinery29:

This judge had exactly the right reaction to the shameful way nonviolent prisoners are treated in US jails

A woman was denied pants or tampons after being arrested for not completing a diversion course that was part of her sentencing from a shoplifting charge. But see how the judge reacts when she finds out that the prisoner’s humiliating treatment is apparently routine.

Gifs: Raw Leak

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This is why it’s so important to vote for your local judges after doing a minimal amount of research. Most people just pick whatever judge is there or has a funny name, but this woman is changing the way prisoners are treated and she was voted in by the county. Always do your research before voting for judges, but don’t discount it as unomportant. You may need someone like her on your side one day.

bunjywunjy:

turtlessuggest:

gorothetort:

Wanna hear tortoise noise?

Yes!

what the fuck it sounds like someone stepping on a defective squeaky toy that’s adorable

meganphntmgrl:

meganphntmgrl:

do you ever think about how weird it is that the moral of Frankenstein is kind of less just “graverobbing is weird and creepy” and more “take some fucking responsibility if you’re going to do so”

“if you’re going to create a large corpse son, you better be ready to love him”

youremybrandnewday:

eva-420:

eva-420:

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

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This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

beg–to-inspire:

poptarttoasterpastry:

I really wish people on this goddamn website understood how age of consent laws work. They AREN’T a “this is the age any legal adult can fuck you” (unless they’re the same as the age of majority, which in places like Cali they are) they ARE a “this is the age in which two minors can engage in sexual contact without potentially getting misdemeanors for it” the age of consent being 13,14,15 IS NOT TO PROTECT ADULTS HAVING SEX WITH TEENAGERS, IT IS TO PROTECT TEENAGERS HAVING SEX WITH EACHOTHER FROM LEGAL CHARGES and even THEN if they aren’t close enough in age (say 14 yo girl and 17 yo boy) the laws will not apply and it’s still considered a criminal action in many cases.

Pedos on this damn website love to scream “the age of consent in Japan is 13!!!” But it’s not because they consider 13 yo’s adults and ur twenty something neckbeard self would still go to fucking jail holy shit

Same deal with Call Me By Your Name, all sorts of fucks on here tried to claim “the age of consent is 16 in Italy!! You guys just don’t understand other cultures stupid Americans” the age of majority in Italy is, you guessed it, 18. You know, like most countries.

Age of consent laws do not protect grown adults from preying on children, stop hiding behind them like they do

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yall too scared of being called out

THIS POST NEEDS MORE NOTES

greelin:

greelin:

love adding -ed to the dumbest shit. love unnecessarily conjugating verbs. poppedcorn. oranged juice. that corn? popped. the juice? it’s been oranged

[wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night] ………………….cheesed burger

gzmee:

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